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Post by DarkMusicAngel on May 13, 2005 14:19:31 GMT -6
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Post by Paul on May 13, 2005 14:29:44 GMT -6
Haha, I like this one
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Post by Blondie on May 13, 2005 14:33:09 GMT -6
Funny Stuff ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Luke on May 13, 2005 14:40:41 GMT -6
Cool pictures
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Post by Succubus on May 13, 2005 14:44:20 GMT -6
haha great pics The best one I've seen in a while was on the guitar.com boards . It is a pisstake of some poor kid who tried to scallop his own fretboard. He posted pictures of it, asking if the neck was still playable. Someone else on the forum is a genius with photoshop. Here's a closeup... Ouch. Oh well, at least he tried... that's more than I could do. Luckily it was only a squier strat he butchered! The whole thread is here www.guitar.com/Discuss/readmsg.asp?showdates=&messageID=4448303&boardID=100poor guy, really :/
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Post by Paul on May 13, 2005 14:50:18 GMT -6
Hahaha! The neck looks like one of those old clay cartoons ;D
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Post by Succubus on May 13, 2005 15:10:07 GMT -6
hehe yeah it looks like he dug it out with a spoon
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Post by judas on May 13, 2005 15:31:40 GMT -6
or a blowtorch.
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Post by Paul on May 13, 2005 15:58:23 GMT -6
Ha, it looks like he scalloped it with a hammer
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Post by Blondie on May 13, 2005 16:31:54 GMT -6
I think he used his nails
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Post by Luke on May 13, 2005 16:35:58 GMT -6
I think he used his nails Or maybe his teeth
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Post by jkerr on May 13, 2005 16:40:48 GMT -6
Or his armpit hair
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Post by Luke on May 13, 2005 16:52:37 GMT -6
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Post by themaidenmaniac on May 13, 2005 17:02:23 GMT -6
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Post by DarkMusicAngel on May 14, 2005 9:55:32 GMT -6
lmao @ the pic Succubus!!!! ;D
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Post by Succubus on May 14, 2005 9:57:58 GMT -6
you farkwit! I was 100% expecting it this time and it still made me jump, lol ;D
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Post by DarkMusicAngel on May 14, 2005 9:59:40 GMT -6
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Post by DarkMusicAngel on May 14, 2005 10:02:04 GMT -6
ok since I just love Redneck jokes I'm posting this one it's one of my favorites!! ;D
A Redneck's Letter to His Mother
Dear Mull,
I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same.
We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more.
I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd done if that manager from K-Mart hadn't come out and unplugged it.
Right back soon and remember we love ya. XXXXXXXXX
Yer Sun - Brandon
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Post by DarkMusicAngel on May 14, 2005 10:05:25 GMT -6
Ok here's my all time favorite redneck joke it cracks me up everytime I read it ;D
The Redneck Love Poem
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, We go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day From the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, More useful than diamonds......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
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Post by Luke on May 14, 2005 10:59:04 GMT -6
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Post by Succubus on May 14, 2005 11:05:15 GMT -6
haha I was going to post that right now!!! Freakish! it's SO bloody funny
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Post by DarkMusicAngel on May 14, 2005 19:34:04 GMT -6
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Post by Tick on May 14, 2005 23:48:20 GMT -6
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Post by jkerr on May 15, 2005 9:40:12 GMT -6
Yea, i seen all of the xaio xaio a million times, never fails to amuse me
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Post by DarkMusicAngel on May 15, 2005 10:01:09 GMT -6
has anybody ever seen the fat dutch kid video?? it's hilarious i'm gonna check for the link!
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